GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL - Just because you can, doesn't mean you should

Take a solar/cold shower.

Still cage women for entertainment.

Put men in a square ring - ooo-arrr-missus!

Let the wheels come off your wagon.

Shove straw into voids.

Turn your back on BB King.

Have a laugh,

with nitrous oxide. The cows have to eat in this field later - too much litter, too risky.

Pass out in the mud.

Grab a girl.

Set yourselves up for an old joke: is that a missile in your trousers, or are you pleased to see me? 

Take a Glastonbury bath - inch by inch with wet wipes.

Think you're in with a chance of rescuing anyone from this mire.

Put your head through your legs and tell the juggler you love him.

Leave-im-he-aint worf-it.

Grab the nearest h--k-r - it's a play on words, a visual pun, please don't take it seriously.

Unless you're a small child.

Preach to the converted - but if you still eat TUNA, any tuna; STOP IT NOW.

Dress like a caravan.

GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL - It-Dun-ge-no-Berrrr-Dan-Dis

What a great way to spend a week, exploring a big city, especially one as temporary as this. The great British weather put on a great show too - no snow, no hail, no frost, but most of the other stuff in abundance.

Somewhere nice to snuggle down when it rains.

Refugees.

In celebration of the best ever British invention.

Left for dead.

Looking through the rain at our twin.

More refugees.

Welcome warmth as we kept the home fires burning.

Bagged up and ready to go ..... to the party.

Flowers and shades to kid us it's a bright and sunny day.

Cool.

Way Cool.

Water proof hat.

Hen Party.

Refuelling the furnace ready for the frey.

Last boot standing.

Dreary queue to get in to the festivities.

Trekking to the long drops

Shanty town.

Posh town.

Down Town

Our feet are in there somewhere.

Ready to play Twister.

GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL - Only Words

Whether it makes you laugh, or makes you think, you have to big up the British senses of irony and humour.

ENJOY : )