Take a solar/cold shower.
Still cage women for entertainment.
Put men in a square ring - ooo-arrr-missus!
Let the wheels come off your wagon.
Shove straw into voids.
Turn your back on BB King.
Have a laugh,
with nitrous oxide. The cows have to eat in this field later - too much litter, too risky.
Pass out in the mud.
Grab a girl.
Set yourselves up for an old joke: is that a missile in your trousers, or are you pleased to see me?
Take a Glastonbury bath - inch by inch with wet wipes.
Think you're in with a chance of rescuing anyone from this mire.
Put your head through your legs and tell the juggler you love him.
Leave-im-he-aint worf-it.
Grab the nearest h--k-r - it's a play on words, a visual pun, please don't take it seriously.
Unless you're a small child.
Preach to the converted - but if you still eat TUNA, any tuna; STOP IT NOW.
Dress like a caravan.
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