GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL - You Would If You Could

Only sing when you can see the whites of their eyes.

Pump up the cholesterol with a pukka cream tea in a muddy field - it's what us Devonshire Maids dream about .... HEAVEN.

Become a child again and climb up onto a huge chair.

Enter a magical kingdom.

Dress as a skelly-wobble and carry loo roll, even though skellys don't have any need for one! She said it was in case she became a mummy 

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Don your wellies and paddle around in the mud with your mates.

Listen to Michael Eavis tell you take home all the stuff you brought with you.

Try and look as if you've been here since 71.

Watch the sun go down over the second largest city in the South West of England.

Run away and join the circus.

Watch a band - through the smoke and mirrors.

Look at the city after dark.

Rush, slowly and stickily, to see the next big thing.

Stroll along a country lane.

Sit in a flowery park and watch a toddler play in the sun.

Build a clay model of the festival.

Quietly sketch the things you see around you.

Go to the fete and enjoy a tug of war.

Get a  can stuck on your welly.

Eat in a ship that's being eaten by a shark.

Look into the eyes of the KING.

While you've got the chance,

Join Michael Eavis to watch a blues legend. 

Watch the audience watch a band.

Cheer a great artist - Newton Faulkner.

Chill in the soft English summer.

Garland your hair and put on fairy wings.

Go green (and pink and yellow ....) to save this Worthy planet .

Spray your hair pink and show the world you love it.

Get that summer must have accessory, a festival wristband.

Buy things from the CLIC bus and while you're at it help Oxfam too.

Make an effort to make yourself look like a party.

Take in a cabaret act.

Be a lovely loving brace of stone masons.

Coordinate with great care.

Recycle creatively.

Make Hitchcock look half cock.

Drink in the colour.

Hug Micheal Eavis.

Climb every mountain.

Only sit where you match your background.